Howling At The Moon

The love child of Fidel Castro & Vera Lynn, a scurrilous sounding character with a botanical name, has asked me to
"Please describe the traits that you have in common with your dog."

Now, while Ted The Wonder Dog spends most of his nights out whoring and rolling in cow shit, and his days scratching and licking his privates, for his age he is on top of his game.

He digs holes for fun, hasn't a tooth in his head, howls at the moon and also will bury his nose in an unsuspecting crotch.

I on the other hand would never dig a hole for fun.

I hope that settles it...