Small Things ......

I have been playing with the Answers.com box, I have thoughtfully provided for your edification and amusement. (Down there on the right..)
I have been trying to catch it out. "What is the meaning of Life?", "What are we here for"?, "Why should I go to work tomorrow?" and so on.
Good excuse not to go to work tomorrow ? = "Excuse me sir, but I won't be in today. My home is flooded and I'm currently standing on my dresser ..."
I am impressed.