Hello Sailor...

" Eight pranksters who dropped their pants and showed their underwear on the subway on Sunday were taken into custody and issued summonses for disorderly conduct. All were ultimately released, said Improv Everywhere, the group that organized the stunt.

The group said more than 160 riders participated in the fifth annual No Pants Subway Ride before police halted their No. 6 train about 5 p.m...."

We occasionally, (far too occasionally) have the odd ladies who flash their assets at us, as we toil away on the Queens Highway.

Maybe we could reciprocate.

Nude Stop & Go.

But harm could come to grown lads with all that hot tar about.

( That's what the barmaid at the Port Tavern says, & she knows a bit about hot tars... )