Easy as ...

I like pies.

In fact I really like pies.

At the moment, in our task of shovelling our way around NZ, I burn a pie per kilometre.

I am nearly as skinny as my shovel handle.

The Government has just announced a $NZ67million anti-obesity campaign.

They should be subsidizing my pies.

I should be a sitter for the;
"new celebrity 'lifestyle ambassadors' campaign" though.

As long as they don't bust my raging pie habit ...

Mind you some of those fat kids look tasty.