"You Wait, Scum"
It's Keep NZ Beautiful Week.
I wish it was Keep Doddery Safe Week.
That's slivers of mirror glass in those rubbish bins.
I haul those bags out of the drums and heave them onto the truck.
Some thoughtless bastard is trying to injure me.
I shudder to think what could happen, and even a minor cut could lead to infection.
Tomorrow it's Talk Like Pirate Day
If I found this dangerous tosser I'd string him up.
And if he could talk, it would be with a very high and squeaky voice...