"You Wait, Scum"

It's Keep NZ Beautiful Week.

I wish it was Keep Doddery Safe Week.

That's slivers of mirror glass in those rubbish bins.

I haul those bags out of the drums and heave them onto the truck.

Some thoughtless bastard is trying to injure me.

I shudder to think what could happen, and even a minor cut could lead to infection.

Tomorrow it's Talk Like Pirate Day

If I found this dangerous tosser I'd string him up.

And if he could talk, it would be with a very high and squeaky voice...