A Toast ...

Well then...

I'll never be Toastmaster again.

It is a long standing Fart tradition, since at least 2001, that there should be many toasts at Xmas dinner.

After doing The Queen, The Cooks, Absent Friends, The Scottish Distilling Industry, (and all who sail in her) and getting through a good portion of the phone book things got a bit fuzzy.

Anyway, Here's to you lot ...

Happy New Year...