Mr Scaredto Fart Esq.

Alas! I've been stricken with some "Summer" bug.

Which is all a bit weird.

I didn't think there was a virus alive that could survive in my intestinal tract.

Was it the pies?

The beer?

The Seafood Basket?

The apricot yoghurt & single malt whisky?

The chocolate steamed pudding with bananas and strawberrys?

It's all very puzzling ...