"Would You Like Fries With That Sir?"

One of my workmates was a prison warder for a while. He tells me that one of the effects of increased immigration, as it became reflected in the prison population, was that inmates couldn't keep budgies anymore. They kept getting eaten! There was also an inmate who was a little unhinged who scoffed the Jail's goldfish, brought in as a soothing influence on the inmates......
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