Rest Area 300m: New Years Honours List.

Saturday, December 31, 2005

New Years Honours List.

Dear Doddery,

Please find enclosed a Dukedom and Peerage.

"For services to culverts, potholes, and bleeding tar."

Her Majesty is still considering your request for a new shovel handle.

Yours in Superiority,

Archibald Snot
Dispenser of Gongs.
This entitles you to be addressed as "Lord Fart, or Duke Doddery", to sit above the salt, and a 5% discount on tweed.

Male. Lives in New Zealand/North Island/The Road, speaks English. Eye color is blue.
This is my blogchalk:
New Zealand, North Island, The Road, English, Male.

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