Turn Left at the fridge, then straight up to the dresser, past the drinks trolly and ...

Soon it will be Christmas holiday traffic madness.
Urban drivers will be let loose on the open road.
All will be high speed madness.

There will be speed cameras, Highway Patrols, &
unmarked police cars, trying to stop Harry the Holidaymaker hurtling through towns on the desperate quest to get to the beach 15 minutes earlier.

Enter Ted Dewan
Mr Dewan is a Traffic Calmer.
Mr Dewan has a cunning plan to slow traffic up.
It could work here.

You move the lounge suite out onto the road.
Also the TV, Drinks cabinet and an 11 FT high rabbit.

Now here is a plan with real potential.

I Like the reasoning too...

" leaving a 4x4 blocking half the street is called parking but a couple of chairs and a magazine rack put in the same place is seen as a senseless provocation..."

I think I should support Mr Dewan's efforts. I better get some odds & ends onto the truck and start furnishing a few work sites.

I'm a standard lamp and parrot sort of person, and I do have a Grandfather clock.

But what to wear?