Bollyfart

A lot of the bloggers out there seem to be aspiring authors.
Stuff that.
All that eating rats in a shivering garret, a flickering candle, making soup from your socks.

A Bollywood movie is more me.

Bashing Brigands, swirling saris, hot sultry babes, the Stop/Go Lollypop Dance, the decorated truck, and a triumphant finale as Doddery is raised heavenward, singing, by an elephant in tasselled flouro vest.

Mind you most of my dreams are like that....