Wot I Did On My Holidays... Day 3
I've been pottering.
It's a great thing to do.
I have looked at lots of jobs around Fart Towers, and even done a few of them.
The important ones, - putting new speakers in the car, pumping up the tyre on the wheelbarrow, and sitting on the motorbike.
Tomorrow I plan on looking at a few more.
It is very odd not seeing the truck sitting out there.
I hope the workshop are toiling away with due reverence.
I left them a long list of things...
During high speed manoeuvring, the billiard table slides dangerously close to the fireplace, and the leather sofa.
My Van Gogh & Rembrandt paintings are also at risk from the poorly mounted Aquarium, which is also threatening my Persian rugs.
The Wine Cellar is running a tad hot, and the radar is affecting the satellite down link, which pisses off the cook in the galley as she cant watch her soap operas.
(Normally this wouldnt be a problem, but as Cindy Crawford keeps telling me, its hard to find a supermodel that can cook)
Oh & she needs a grease. The truck that is... Cindy is well serviced.