Rest Area 300m: "Just The Facts, Maam... "

Sunday, September 24, 2006

"Just The Facts, Maam... "

I reckon I could teach these Auckland P.I.'s a thing or two.

When it comes to rubbish forensics, I'm a pro.

The lazy sods who dump their rubbish in the rest areas are my target.

They often try and hide their tracks, burning envelopes and such.

They always forget something;

A name on a milkbottle, or prescription bottle.
Kid's notes and drawings.

It's a good thing there are no politicians on my patch.

But I am for hire....

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