"Just The Facts, Maam... "
I reckon I could teach these Auckland P.I.'s a thing or two.
When it comes to rubbish forensics, I'm a pro.
The lazy sods who dump their rubbish in the rest areas are my target.
They often try and hide their tracks, burning envelopes and such.
They always forget something;
A name on a milkbottle, or prescription bottle.
Kid's notes and drawings.
It's a good thing there are no politicians on my patch.
But I am for hire....
photo from Found