May The Light Puns Commence ....

The Tokyo Times has found these.

"The part of the umbrella of the lamp the �made skirt�, the stand part �it seems lovely and it has become the foot which takes the pause of sprouting�, when power source is turned to ON, it has become the mechanism which is illuminated from midst of the skirt."

I Reeely want one. But the light of my life would give me dark looks.

But aren't they a trip, The light..... Fantastic!