Armageddon

"Nuclear test sparks international condemnation"

"The international backlash against the test was universally furious. Tony Blair said today that North Korea's reported nuclear test was irresponsible, and the Foreign Office warned of international repercussions."

As a precautionary measure, Piopio are mobilising their Patriot anti-missile batteries.

Commanders are being issued with TWO boxes of matches after earlier exercises revealed ignition start sequence failures...