"The Name's Fart, ... Dodderyoldfart."

People are flocking to apply for spy jobs.

"The secretive Security Intelligence Service has advertised for staff and received around 300 applicants, The Dominion Post reported today.
Outgoing SIS director Richard Woods said he was "very pleased" by the number and calibre of responses."

I'm in.

I've got my Super Sleuth Spy Kit.

magnifying glass, finger print kit, flashlight, rearview spy glasses, secret marker pen, and all...


and I like shellfish.