Lord Of The Flys

This smug bugger is Lord Harrington.

He is looking smug because he has a new stainless steel eagle on his Chateau, but mostly because he is a Lord, and I'm not.

I missed out again in the Queens Birthday Honours.

I can't understand it.

Tana has been made Companion in the Order Of The Handbag.

The rest are a rum lot. Not a roadworker amoungst them.

Still the Queen Of Petone is still to dish out a few baubles.

I'm not one to grovel, but she is a lovely lady, and there are rumours of chocolate.