Caution ! Hump.
You never know when you may crash in the desert and have to whisper a camel, or harpoon one to eat.
Therefore as a public service from
"The Road Workers Guide To Camel Whispering"
"How to Regain Control of a Spooked Camel"
screaming camel stuck in river
The sexual lust of the camel,
Is greater than anyone thinks,
And when his obsession obsesses him,
He makes it straight away for the Sphinx.
Now the Sphinx's anterior orifice,
Is covered with sands from the Nile.
Which explains the hump on the camel,
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
"...the hump being considered a delicacy (Dickson, 1951). It is eaten raw, while still warm, but after it cools down it is boiled before it is eaten"
"Camel has a sweet mutton like taste and is imported from Africa. All our Camel is supplied vacuum packed and frozen."
1 whole camel, medium size ( 100 servings)
Australian Camel News
World's Biggest Camel Toe Sighting
Baby Camel Photos
There now, ... it always pays to be prepared...