Mr Hammer

A jack hammer is a very manly thing.

It has always been so.

Today I was plying my manly arts outside the local garage, dripping with sweat and testosterone, and it occurred to me that this was almost certainly having an effect on the ladies at the pump.

I did the right thing, being sensitive too, and warned them not to be overcome and start spontaneously ovulating or something.

They went all coy, and every time I started they held their hands to their ears.

They did shout at me. Endearments I think.

I couldn't hear them. Earmuffs you see ....