Menopause Barbie & The Toy Boy.

Two years ago, Barbie split with Ken and shacked up with a surfer.

She had been dating him since 1961, but ... "Ken, to a large extent, was just another accessory. Just like her pink convertible or her beach house.
Fun to have, but not absolutely necessary.
Beside, here's the dirty little secret about Ken.
He was never all that hot, and Barbie knew it.
But that GI Joe - now, he was a doll."

Too bad that it cost her the Presidency.

The world might be a safer place.