It's Not Easy Being A Superhero

I don't think all is well in Gotham City.
The Caped Crusader doesn't look himself.

Not content with teaching gorillas to swear in sign language
Evil Scientists have been teaching dolphins to sing.
His Tune, and in an off key whistle.

Dolphins using karaoke torture is bad enough.

Now this week, Nicolas Cage has had a son with 21-year-old wife Kim and decided to name him Kal-El.

...are there no ends to their evil plans.

It's enough to drive superheroes to drink.

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